An ode to my retainer

You give me terrible sores

And you make it hard to eat

I would much rather

Have a cast on my feet!

Sure, you’re sparkly and blue

But I really hate you!

“What’s that blue thing in your mouth?”ย 

Is what people always say

And I just hope with all of my heart

That I’ll be retainer-free someday!

Sorry for a weird/random post. My retainer is making a terrible sore on my upper lip and it rEaLlY hUrTs. I’ll post a photostory on Saturday!



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Emmie ๐Ÿ’–

Hey there! *Sips tea* Iโ€™m a tween aspiring authoress, type-one-diabetic, child of God, dancer, and blogger. My username is EmeraldPhoenix, but most people call me Emmie. Thanks for stopping by! ~Emmie

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