Alexandra: (panting) Guess what? Phoenix just told me she’s starting a a new writing/book blog!
Alexandra: We all agree, books are awesome–
Isabelle: I disagree. I think books are just heaps of rubbish.
Alexandra: Like I was saying before SOMEONE so rudely interrupted me, Most of us agree, books are great, but they’re nothing to faint about.
Felicity: Wait, Phoenix didn’t give ME an entire post to announce my blog!
Maryellen: (Standing up) wait, Phoenix is going to forget about AGW! She’ll spend all her time on that book blog! This is injustice! We must protest!
Alexandra: Now, I’m sure she won’t forget about us.
Felicity: She forgot all about MY blog!
Alexandra: Your own blog is your own responsibility, not Phoenix’s. Besides, if anything, she’ll forget about The Realm of Writing.
Felicity: The Realm of Writing?
Alexandra: From what I’ve heard, that’s what she’s calling it.
Maryellen: Sign my petition! If you support the P.S.N.S.B.S.—
Maryellen: Phoenix Should Not Start a New Blog Society—
Isabelle: Guys, I don’t think this is necessary—
Phoenix (me): You’re right. It’s not.
Maryellen: Phoenix, I didn’t see you there! ***Hides Clipboard***
Phoenix: No one is going to forget anyblog. I’ll post like this:
Sunday- no post
I just realized I scheduled this post for Sunday
Maryellen: ***lowers head in defeat*** fine.
I am proud to announce The Realm of Writing! **Cue applause*** **Wonders why no one is clapping*** *** realizes that people don’t randomly start clapping when they read a post*** Go check out my new blog and tell me what you think!